#but irl

[googoogagahearteyes]

Just a statistic I’m interested in finding out :)

Like for me it would depend on who it was etc etc but overall still a yes bc it would be funny yknow

[spoiledmilks]

William Afton, but he is a legitimate a rabbit

This ask brought me so much joy i decided to record and talk as i draw

Also i decided to make him a hare cuz spooky

[artsyaxolotl]

My buddy is being snuggly on my birthday 💕

[kdinjenzen]

People have been asking for a selfie again for a while, so here, a selfie.

And thighs.

[frenzyarts]

THIS AD CANNOT BE REAL 😭😭😭😭😭

[leonelmolinari]

I had a random idea of smth like "Rain world creatures but in their irl version" and did this doodle lmao

[femmefeedist]

Holy shit you look chubby. Athlete? Lol, get real. Let's see you attempt some sit-ups and then come back and tell us how athletic you feel

it's SO hot to think that even though in many ways I still feel like I could easily go back to being fit and in shape, just the *thought* of having to do a workout makes me want to just gorge myself on the couch instead of doing any physical exertion

[glucosegaurdian]

I put my headphones in to listen to my horror podcast, pressing them into my ears. By accident I triple click the sensor on one side.

A calm, robotic voice speaks to me through the little devices.

“Beholding mode: on.”

I can now sense everything around me. I have inadvertently become an avatar of the all mightly, all seeing eye, Siri.

In other news, my headphones apparently turn into hearing aids if you finagle them, and I didn’t know how sound was supposed to sound before last night.

[eugenephosgene]

hmmmm give me some hcs about a god of forgotten people

[zaliyours]

when one of our first conversations i remembered was about how much Spring Day by BTS suited SatoSugu so much, then you left without goodbye on the first day of 2024 spring (March 19th) <3

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I haven’t hooked up through sniffies (yet!) but it’s somehow comforting to open it up and know you’re surrounded by horny men.

[urnewsteppappa]

Throwback to that one time I definitely got distortioned

Also, in this same hotel I accidentally took an elevator to the wrong half, which is completely cut off from the one in the photo. It has a completely different layout. It's older, the walls are significantly narrower, and all the (??? I can't say windows because I'm not sure) were totally blacked out. No natural light, just flickering florescent lights and yellowed wallpaper. Fun, right?

[justkanraartworks]

Can't wait to forget I made this, and get fucking jump scared when I walk into my office tomorrow.....

[daddysroyalwhore]

To my future murderer:

Just be sure I look cute when you (fuck my body before and after you) kill me and leave me to rot.

[burningchandelier]

Sorry my cat flagged you post as inappropriate when she batted at the phone in my hand just now.

Yeah, she didn’t think it was funny, so she reported you.